ATTN: Wayfair

Fuck this coffee table. I don’t need to see it every three posts on my dashboard. This is worse that those silver shoes earlier this year.

Also, the picture doesn’t even link to a product. It links to an email sign-up page.

Also, you don’t even give the name of the product if someone wanted to buy it.

Also, even when I search for “stupid lift-top table” or “stupid convertible table” or “stupid table from tumblr ad” on your site, nothing comes up.

Also, I did a google image search of the table. It doesn’t find anything on your site, mostly Pinterest. But it seems to be called “Mercury Row Boustrophedon Coffee Table.”

Also, when I search that on your site, it gives 261 results. Put it in quotes, NO RESULTS.

Here’s all your hashtags, coming back at you.